I'm representing the Environmental Protection Agency and-. I'm bureaucrat who's also a huge asshole! (slides down mountain of magazine covers). I can see me cutting a few corners, but you two live for trying out stuff like this. I want you to investigate this ghost that’s been haunting my refrigerator. That's an outrage! Prepare for when he inevitably comes back? Originally the female reboot was going to get a sequel, however, Aykroyd said last year that director Paul Feig’s overspending made a sequel unfeasible. Okay Bill. The Editing Room has been around since 1998 and features over 1,000 Abridged Scripts for movies. This building is completely inadequate for our power needs. We're a bunch of loveable cutups! NEW YORK PUBLIC LIBRARY -- DAY ... Then Venkman turns to the female volunteer, a very beautiful COED. But seriously guys, with all this extra work, we should hire a fourth Ghostbuster. Huh. “It made a lot of money around the world, but it just cost too much, making it economically not feasible to do another one. I’m not their assistant! Our business is struggling. I'm beginning to doubt your status as "the smart one". DO NOT screw this up. Hmmm...we're professional ghost hunters...so we see a lot of horrifying shit every day...so our main bad guy should be this terrifying, badass, demonic ghost from the pits of... Well fuck you because it's this pencil-pushing government employee. ANNIE interviews EDDIE MURPHY. Owning toxic chemicals! Sigourney's apartment building was designed to summon a world-ending demigod named Gozer. The GHOSTBUSTERS wander around, break shit, wander around some more, break shit some more, and finally, BUST a GHOST. What about the hundreds of ghosts Dickless unleashed? He turns over a … Or you could just spend the next few scenes under custody. Okay, bring in the fifty-foot marshmallow man! Woohoo! We blow up the planet and kill billions of innocent people. I don't need an excuse to be evil! Wait, the first government agency to investigate us is the fucking EPA? Thanks guys. I mean there's a demon god at the end, but for all intents and purposes this guy is our main opponent. By Lachlan R. FADE IN: INT. Well thank God this film wasn't made by Michael Bay. Professional PARAPSYCHOLOGISTS DAN AYKROYD and HAROLD RAMIS study the supernatural with BILL MURRAY as their ASSIS-. ‘Ghostbusters’: All-Female Reboot a Victim of 2016’s ‘Anti-Hillary Movement,’ Says Director Paul Feig ... but because the script was bad, the direction pedestrian at best. WOW, you really are a smug bully. Yeah, it have made sense to hire me NOW and not when you were broke and sliding towards bankruptcy. If we started getting assignments it might lead to distractions like payche-. Hire a lawyer of something? More information Find this Pin and more on Movie News by Movieweb . RICK is chased out of his APARTMENT and savagely mauled by a DEMONIC DOG. We're almost bankrupt, so let's please please please not screw this up! We're risking becoming the greatest mass murderers in history! Guys? The original script had a budding romance between Janine and Egon, but most of it was edited out of the film. Oh, just you wait. We're gonna have to fight off an army of ghosts in a city under siege-. They're like Cliff's Notes for your favorite movies, except Cliff thinks your favorite movie sucks. VENKMAN Now just clear your mind and tell me what you see. Uh, no you haven't. We just found empirical evidence of ghosts this afternoon. Since the NYPD has never ever dealt with someone rambling incoherently before, we're all scared out of our wits. Excellent, then we could have FOUR people aiming proton streams instead of three! I can’t believe people see you as an underdog and not a-. Seriously, why is the EPA of all people on our case for firing deadly energy beams across New York? Well, it looks like everything's been neatly wrapped up. Yeah! Everyone call out your trademark one-liner! It’s been confirmed by producer – and former Ghostbusters director – Ivan Reitman – that “there’s going to be many other Ghostbusters movies, they’re just in development right now.”. 1 0 obj << /Creator (���F�v.w�+��) /CreationDate (� ��Q�ivw�'䐳ժ �6���W�c.2�7) /Author (���Q�B;:�7�����n�[e%\(\r~) /Producer (���T�0\n�▥ժ �4,|zh\r�:b�$ʽ) /Keywords () /Subject (���[�|;.) Sorry. Guys! -so I can start pulling levers at random! Really? Ghostbusters LOSES $70 million: Unpopular cast dropped for cartoon? Try to remember that when you realize that our ghost containment unit only has one power source. That's an interesting argument but I have a better one. %PDF-1.2 %���� But it doesn't matter! I'd better inject you with 300 cc's of thorozine. Home of the Daily and Sunday Express. Bwahaha! Directed by Paul Feig. Hey, everyone! HELP! Let me make fun of your poverty, your overlong hours and your inability to find any satisfying work. Oh gosh darn it, you really do! What are these charges? DAN dreams of SPECTRAL BLOWJOBS! What? Why the hell did you tell her there wasn’t any ghost!? While it's standard procedure for comedies like this to use these scenarios to get their loveable schlub laid, we're going to break tradition a bit and have me realise this counts as rape. They blow up GOZER, THE STAY PUFT MARSHMALLOW MAN, THE PORTAL, and also the BAD WEATHER! I know you're all just super invested in what I doing! All the mayor did was release you from jail. OW! SIGOURNEY WEAVER’S APARTMENT BUILDING. Did your endlessly greedy mind never put any thought into how much money you could charge? But WILLIAM ATHERTON DICKLESS shows up to FUCK UP EVERYTHING! Because I got into this job for the money. Wait, guys there's a huge portal to Gozer's dimension right there. Please see our Privacy Notice for details of your data protection rights. The GHOSTBUSTERS are hauled in front of the CITY MAYOR. Just like EVERY BUREAUCRAT IN EVERY MOVIE EVER! order back issues and use the historic Daily Express If there’s a steady paycheck in it, I’ll believe anything you say. I make sure that this party doesn't contribute to the plot or the character development in any way! Every MAJOR RELIGION is thrown into CHOAS and BLOODY SCHISMS from solid evidence of GHOSTS! Let's call up Dan and Ernie and have them come here as well! Great job guys. Nevertheless the script for Ghostbusters III: Hellbent was modified for the Ghostbusters 2009 video game. Of course, we'd have a lot more money if SOMEONE hadn't bought like half a dozen arcade machines for the firehouse. Let’s use that to win back our jobs and every Nobel Prize ever. However, a Ghostbuster 3 never came about, despite Akyroyd’s plans in the 1990s. He's heading here instead of watching his clearly dangerous and out-of-her mind demonic girlfriend. I’ve got degrees in psychology and parapsychology, despite never showing interest in any of those things. ��ΧF����� �A%L�~H��xP=*� Annie, I've just got off the phone with Bill. Oct 8, 2014 - Katie Dippold will co-write the Ghostbusters script with The Heat director Paul Feig, which centers on a female team. I just remembered that this ’80s comedy almost DIDN’T have a socially inept white male in thick glasses desperately reaching for female contact! Somehow this also feels too long. I thought we'd get our first visit from the police or the Department of Homeland Security or someone whose fucking job is to first protect us from unknown threats. This script published under Creative Commons BY-NC-SA 3.0 License, Last Updated: Mon, Nov 2, 2020 @ 12:45 PM EST. One day they'll be a movie with a hotel manager or maître d who's humble and not stuck-up, THEN you loveable cutups will feel sorry for picking on him! Express. I'm clearly distressed about this haunting. I also forgot to mention we should never cross the streams, we don’t know how to aim our weapons, and I can’t remember how to use my legs! Ghostbusters by Harold Ramis and Dan Aykroyd Final Shooting Script Last revised October 7, 1983. We never have to worry about you again! Nevertheless the script for Ghostbusters III: Hellbent was modified for the Ghostbusters 2009 video game. Get out of here! You are the greatest person of all time. We have cocky charm! We beat you Dickless! Hmph. AS I WAS SAYING, we're here to make sure you're not a danger to the public. Dan and Harold nearly killed me on our first outing, so I have no problem giving a proton pack to someone I've known for less than five seconds! We’ve only found one solid example of ghosts in all our careers, and now you want to risk everything catching them for a living? “So he will not be back on the Sony lot anytime soon.”. Back in 1989 Ghostbusters 2 was released starring Aykroyd, Murray, Harold Ramis and Ernie Hudson. {��^�1���W'�v��j���~53�s��� Hey there! ...who remain outside while the GHOSTBUSTERS march in to fight GOZER. Holy shit, you couldn't have told us about this a little earlier? Appearing on Channel 4’s Sunday Brunch, the actor said: “It cost too much, and Sony does not like to lose money. Ghostbusters 3 director Jason Reitman has confirmed that the original cast has read his script. It looks like they're mostly stealing hot dogs. We will use your email address only for sending you newsletters. Abridged Scripts are short(-ish) screenplays for films that just cover the highlights. Could the three be back for Ghostbusters 3 even without Harold Ramis? Wasn’t this whole moneymaking scheme your idea? So I'm just going to have this scene where I ramble on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on but don't worry! Puts all the ghosts and stuff under a new light, huh? You’re bored now. Oh just bully the snobby hotel manager into paying you an exorbitant amount. I mean, I know we just introduced a fourth Ghostbuster but who wants to spend time with him! Shouldn't you telling us what these are, when are our court dates-, And now I have authority to break into your home-.

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